The Day After Thanksgiving

Okay, you’ve loosened your belt after thanksgiving dinner, you’ve enough football on television to start your own team and most of the in-laws have left town!

Now What?

I offered this suggestion a couple of years ago and several people have asked me to repeat the message.

Here you go…. 

Every morning in coffee shops across Minnesota, world problems are being solved. Taxes, medical insurance, education, the recession and transportation problems are only a “second cup” and a “shot of cream” away from being handled by local ‘coffee-klatches’. And sometimes an idea that started out as a tongue-in-cheek remark can turn into a big deal.

For example:


More than two decades ago some Aitkin, Minnesota coffee-sipper regulars were engaged in deep discussions at a local main street coffee shop. One of the participants interrupted the discussions by pointing out the store winddow at the number of pick-up trucks passing by the window all carrying ice fishing houses in the back.  One of the guys commented “If we could just get the police and fire department out in front of that line-up at the stoplight, we’d have us a fish house parade!”

Hmmmmm!

Pretty soon the idea was the “buzz” in Aitkin. Some folks liked the idea right from the start, others wondered out loud…”who would actually come to Aitkin, Minnesota to see a bunch of ice fishing houses pulled down main street”?…( you probably can’t see my hand is raised in the air ).
There was really only one way to find out…have a parade! Well, 1991 was the first official Aitkin Fish House Parade!  Besides being a true novelty, it is a celebration of Minnesota’s frigid season.

Things do get a little crazy however!

The Fish house parade has been honored by the entry of one fish house titled “A Flush Beats A Full House”. As you might have guessed, the entry was offered by an area plumber and is in the shape of a typical “Outdoor Facility”.  And then there’s  the “Grumpy Old Women” fish house that had several ladies staying warm against the November chill by emersing themselves…bathing suits and all ( I think they had on bathing suits )…in a hot tub on wheels!

And so it began. The fish house parade is held the Friday after Thanksgiving and has had up to 60 entries in a single parade! Viewers are encouraged to bring lawn chairs, and possibly a snowmobile suit and grab a spot along the curb on main-street. The community also invites Santa and Mrs. Claus for the youngsters, provides wonderful food, great shopping throughout Aitkin, prize drawings, lively music, and even a fish house story contests. Many of these stories get better the more they’re told…kind of like the stories told by anglers.


Aitkin’s annual Fish House Parade has created media attention world-wide. Wacky floats, dressed-up ice fishing houses and celebrity guests all make this world-famous event a must-see annual event. The past parades have gained attention from USA Today, HGTV, Voice of America, and Aqua magazine, as well as many Minnesota publications and newspapers.

Some of the Grand Marshals of past Aitkin fish house parades have included former Minnesota Vikings, Joe Sensor and Joey Browner, Minnesota television personalities, and Governor Tim Pawlenty…to name a few!

And, although this parade started out as a local fun time event it has grown into much more. Today thousands of visitors come from across the Midwest and places beyond to take in the wacky Fish House Parade in Aitkin, Minnesota. I guess if we were to use a bit of philosophy, we could utter the oft-quoted line…”from the smallest acorn a mighty oak will grow”, or something like that. That’s kind of what has happened in Aitkin with their, now annual, fish house parade.

So, when you’re pondering how to shake off the cabin fever blues in November think about the Fish House Parade in Aitkin. You’ll have yourself a good time family outing. It’s more than a parade; it’s a festival…have you ever tried frozen turkey bowling?

And, if you get there ahead of me, would you mind saving me a spot at the curb on main-street.

 

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Fall Colors on the Breezy Belle

Breezy Belle

          Fall in Minnesota is unquestionably my favorite time of the year.  Each October I take my camera ( my wife, daughter and son dragged me in to the digital age by giving me a new Cannon digital camera for Fathers Day a couple of years ago) and search out postcard type photos of fall colors around the state.  One of my favorite areas for fall colors is in the Brainerd area of central Minnesota…although I have probably visited every nook and cranny in the entire state during my years with the state office of tourism.

Well I’m headed back to central Minnesota again to try out a NEW view of the area around Breezy Point.  I have walked the wooded areas and picture perfect golf courses in the area on several occasions and photographed some spectacular scenes.  But, my new adventure will give me a whole new perspective.  I will photograph and enjoy the fall color scenes from the deck of the Breezy Belle…which runs out of Breezy Point Resort.

The Breezy Belle is a unique Paddle-Wheel Excursion Boat and a great choice for any group, or a way for you and some friends to go on a dinner cruise or lunch cruise and unwind while enjoying Minnesota’s fall colors.

The Breezy Belle can accommodate up to 100 people with an enclosed main deck, open upper deck, banquet tables and chairs, head (restroom), handicapped accessible (main deck).

The Breezy Belle was built and designed in Brainerd, Minnesota on the shores of Rice Lake by Captain Nick Buffetta and his Grandfather and is now operated by Breezy Point Resort and Captain Nick Buffetta.

Breezy Point manager David Spizzo says they do a lot of different types of cruises on the boat. Public cruises, family reunions, corporate cruises, grooms dinners and weddings. David reminded me that the schedule through the end of September is Sunday and Wednesday evenings. From 6-8pm so you don’t have a lot of time to take advantage of this opportunity.   David added that the optimum time for fall colors this year will be very soon.  You can contact Breezy Point at  218-562-7180.

By the way, on your drive to or from Breezy Point and a water excursion on the Breezy Belle, take time to check out the fall colors at Crow Wing State Park in the Brainerd area.  Fall colors at this great state park include goldenrods, asters, blazing stars, and wild onion. The birch and hazel tree have some noticeable yellow leaves. Hiking along the historic Red River trail and through the old town site of Crow Wing is a great way to see the changing of the seasons. You may even happen across deer and wild turkey as you meander the pathways.

Okay, that’s it…enough talk.  I’m headed for the Brainerd lakes area for a cruise on the Breezy Belle and a fully charged camera I hope to fill with fabulous fall colors in Minnesota.

 

little joe

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Minnesota History ???

After eons of research by social and scientific universities across Minnesota as well as input from scholars and historians with Minnesota’s statehood history, I have finally compiled historical data on the origin of Minnesota and many of its’ residents.Really, I got an email and…”believe it or not”…here it is…

 

The Story of Minnesota
Minnesota became the 32nd state on May 11, 1858 and was originally settled by a lost tribe of Norwegians seeking refuge from the searing heat of Wisconsin ‘s winters.

Minnesota gets its name from the Sioux Indian word “mah-nee-soo-tah”, meaning, “No, really…  They eat fish soaked in lye”.

The state song of Minnesota is “Someday the Vikings will…  Aw, never mind”.

The Mall of America in Bloomington , Minnesota covers 9.5 million square feet and has enough space to hold 185,000 teenagers yapping away on cell phones.

Madison , Minnesota is known as “the lutefisk capital of the world”. Think carefully before visiting this city at all costs.

“The Mary Tyler Moore Show”  was set in Minneapolis , Minnesota , and was Mary’s first real acting job since leaving the “Dick van Dyke Show.  The show about a single woman’s struggle to find happiness in the big city was originally titled “Life Without Dick”, but that was changed for some reason.

Downtown Minneapolis has an enclosed skyway system covering more than 52 blocks, allowing people to live, work, eat, and sleep without ever going outside.  The only downside to this is that a Norwegian occasionally turns up missing.

Cartoonist Charles M.  Shultz was born in Minneapolis , Minnesota and grew up in St.  Paul .  He was the only artist to accurately depict the perfectly circular heads of Minnesota natives.

The Hormel Company of Austin , Minnesota produces 6 million cans of Spam a year.  Spam is a prized food in Japan & Hawaii–Spam sushi!!

Minnesota license plates are blue & white and contain the phrase “Blizzards on the 4th of July – you get used to it.”

Frank C.  Mars, founder of the Mars Candy Co.  Was born in Newport , Minnesota . His 3 Musketeers candy bar originally contained three bars in one wrapper, each filled with a different flavor of nougat – chocolate, Spam and lutefisk.

Tonka trucks continue to be manufactured in Minnetonka , Minnesota , despite the thousands of GI Joe dolls killed by them annually in rollover accidents.  No airbags, no seat belts!

Author Laura Ingalls Wilder was raised at Walnut Grove , Minnesota , and was famous for writing the “Little House” series of books, as well as inventing the “Spam diet” which consists of looking at a plate of Spam until you lose your appetite.  Much like the “lutefisk diet”.

The snowmobile was invented in Roseau , Minnesota so as to allow families a means of attending 4th of July picnics.

Minnesotans are almost indistinguishable from Wisconsinites.  The only way to tell them apart is to ask if they voted for Mondale in ’84.

Cold is a relative thing 

65° Arizonans turn on the heat.  People in Minnesota plant gardens.

60°  Californians shiver uncontrollably.  People in Minnesota sunbathe. 

 50  Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..

40°  Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

 35°  New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

 20°  People in Miami all die.  Minnesotans close their windows.

0°  Californians fly away to Mexico.  People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

10° below zero:  Hollywood disintegrates.  The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

 20° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).  People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.

30° below zero:  Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.

40° below zero:  ALL atomic motion stops.  People in Minnesota start saying…”Cold enough for ya?”

50° below zero:  Hell freezes over…

The Vikings win a Superbowl and Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.     

Yes…I’m joking…maybe!

Little Joe

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Class of 61

For those who will be attending the reunion of the

Class Of ’61 this summer I hope you have a great time.  I am sure you will be able to share countless memories with classmates and amaze your spouse or significant other with the stories they will overhear and ask you to explain in detail at a later time.  Don’t worry, they’ll understand.

I also hope you and all the classmates that can gather in Lisbon will also take time to share at least one neat story about your years at LHS…things like ” I firmly believe my sophomore year was the best four years of my education”.   Just kidding !!!!

For my recollection I want to share the fact that the closest I came to a 4.0 was in my senior year at LHS…and it was my blood alcohol content at a sock-hop emceed by Dennis Bratland and myself at the roller-rink in Lisbon’s Park.  Again, I’m kidding!  I’m sure I didn’t event blow a 3.5 on Chief Anderson’s mischief meter.

Really, I would recall and relate my high school years in terms of friends I made and, happily, still have…both in the class of ’61 and the classes that surrounded our class.  Things like bonfires on homecoming night and the “snake-dance” down mainstreet, or about making plans to steal the “Goat” just in case we didn’t beat Enderlin, or maybe about emceeing “Teen Canteen” in the ,then, new National Guard Armory.  Senior “skip days” were also a favorite of mine.  I don’t remember if they were sanctioned by the school or not, but I exercised my perogative and selected a few days to write myself an excuse from classes. 

I would also like to hear from each of you about how and where you are and who you added to your family since 1961.  Maybe a classmate will be able to generate an email list of classmates that can be shared with everyone?  That would be awsome

I am quite sure the high school stories will run fast and furious and the tears of laughter will splash the banquet floor. 

Damn….I’m getting homesick.

I wrote a mainstreet memory about Lisbon some time ago and published it on this blog to keep the memory of that “main-drag” alive.  It was a busy and crowded street ripe with as many memories as there were teenagers idling their dads car up and down Main on a Saturday night or Sunday afternoon.  Some classmates have offered to share photos of “Mainstreet” in Lisbon from our high school years and…should I get the urge…I may include some of them in an updated version.

It’s been a while since I have been able to meet a gaggle of classmates at one time and I’m afraid it will be a while longer.  The last time I remember congregating in the Sheyenne “River Valley” was at one of Lisbon’s major birthday celebrations….I had hair, I weighed less, my feet weren’t flat, my eyes didn’t need help and my back didn’t ache.  For those of you who do not admit to any of these malady’s….”you know what I think you’re FULL OF” !

That said, I am the lesser for not being able to join you all for our 50th reunion.  If you’re able…”tip one for me”.  I will certainly take a moment during that weekend to do the same in a salute to all of you. 

Litle Joe

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What Day Is It Anyhow

On january 3, 2011 I decided to put my pen down, unplug my microphone and put my cell phone on vibrate ( I have since set the phone back to “ring”…the vibrations were keeping me awake.

Basically, what I did on January 3, 2011 was retire from my communications position at Explore Minnesota Tourism.

It’s a month later.  I’m Bored. So…I am returning to writing and doing some voice recording too.  It’s like I found myself again and it really feels good.

Not only will I be posting stories to my blog more grequesntly, I will also be writing and editing a monthly newsletter ( wit and wisdom type of thing ) for my wife Jolaine and Daughter Traci.  They are, amongst other things, real estate agents for Keller Williams in the Twin Cities.  I should explain here that I will rely on Jolaine and Traci for the wisdom part of my attempt to describe the type of newsletter I will write and edit.  Hey, I have survived a long time without wisdom…I can make it a little further.

It has become very evident over my years as a newscaster and story teller that people enjoy hearing about people and places they have yet to experience.  I have been lucky to have been able to meet and work with many interesting individuals and have visited many interesting locations in the Midwest (especially Minnesota and the Dakotas) as well as the Mid East, Central America, South America and the Far East.  And, I am quite sure the statute of limitations on my returning to any of these locations will expire soon and I will be able to leave my back yard once again.

So there you go…I hope to proved you with some interesting stories, comments, photos and humor in the months and years to come.

I am probably going to introduce you to my daughter Traci in my next posting and she will introduce you to some friends she met at a pool in the Cities…..and “Man can those guys swim”!

Little Joe

p.s.  I also need to plan a visit back to my home town, Lisbon North Dakota to check on my favorite watering-hole….The Cattleman’s.  I think I still have wooden nickle from there.

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Minnesota’s Been Very Good To Me”

It seems like nearly every day someone will ask me what I like best about Minnesota.  That question is usually accompanied with another question…”Do you still have that list of ‘things’ about Minnesota…your bragging rights”?

Yup, I do…and here it is.

Honestly, it’s Minnesota’s people, places and history.  I made a list of “bragging rights”, some of which you may not be aware of about Minnesota and some of its’ people. Let’s see how many of these Minnesota facts you know.

1. Hormel Company of Austin marketed the first canned ham in 1926. Hormel introduced Spam in 1937. I ate a lot of it in 1953.
2. The Mall of America in Bloomington is the size of 78 football fields — 9.5 million square feet and attracts 43-million+ visitor each year. 
3. Minneapolis has more golfers per capita than any other city in the country.
4. The climate-controlled Metrodome is the only facility in the country to host a Super Bowl, a World Series and a NCAA Final Four Basketball Championship.
5. Rochester is home of the world famous Mayo Clinic.
6. In 1956, Southdale, in Edina, was the first enclosed climate-controlled suburban shopping mall in the entire nation.  Now, look what they’ve done!
7. Ralph W. Samuelson in Lake City, Minnesota.. along the Mississippi River…invented the first practical water skis in 1922. Where’d he get a boat fast enough to pull a water skier back then?
8. McGraw Electric Co. in Minneapolis marketed the first pop-up toaster in June 1926 under the name Toastmaster. The retail price was $13.50…that’s about the price of a slice of bread today.
9. Roller blades were the first commercially successful in-line Roller Skates. Minnesotan’s Scott and Brennan Olson invented them in 1980.
10. Candy maker Frank C. Mars of Minnesota introduced the Milky Way candy bar in 1923. the Snickers bar in 1930 and the 5 cent Three Musketeers bar in 1937. When’s the last time you had a nickel candy bar?
11. Minnesota has one recreational boat per every six people, more than any other state.
12. Hibbing is the birthplace of the American bus industry. The first bus ran between the towns of Hibbing and Alice in 1914. The line was called Greyhound Lines, Inc. Oh, and that Zimmerman kid was born there.
13. Sears Roebuck was started in Redwood Falls.

How about some outdoor Minnesota facts?
1. Minnesota has 90,000 miles of shoreline, more than California, Florida and Hawaii combined.
2. There are 201 Mud Lakes, 154 Long Lakes, and 123 Rice Lakes in Minnesota.
3. Number of islands in the Lake of the Woods — 14,000
4. Minnesota is home to the largest lake in the world, Superior. There is enough water in Lake Superior to fill all of the other great lakes and still have water left over.
5. Minnesota has America’s only million-acre canoe wilderness preserve, the BWCA.
6. Minnesota is the source of the Mississippi River.
7. Minnesota’s Five Largest Lakes are; Red Lake 288,800 acres, Mille Lacs Lake 132,510 acres, Leech Lake 109,415 acres, Winnibigoshish 69,821 acres and Lake Vermilion 49,110 acres
8. Minnesota’s wolf population is second only to Alaska.
9. Minnesota is home to the fastest lift bridge in the world. At Minnesota point in Duluth harbor, the Aerial Lift Bridge, built in 1930, rises 120 feet in 55 seconds.
10. Movies filmed in Minnesota; Airport, Drop Dead Fred, Fargo, Feeling Minnesota, Grumpy Old Men, Grumpier Old Men, Jingle All the Way, The Mighty Ducks, Mighty Ducks 2, Mighty Ducks 3

Now let’s talk Famous Minnesota Folk!
James Arness: Actor – “Gun Smoke” from Minneapolis
Betty Crocker: A fictional woman created by General Mills in the 1920′s.
Jack Benny: comedian and TV host.
Bob Dylan: folk singer from Hibbing. Formerly Robert Allen Zimmerman.
F. Scott Fitzgerald: author from St. Paul.
Judy Garland: movie star from Grand Rapids. Formerly Frances Gumm.
Hubert Humphrey: Vice President of the United States from Minnesota.
James J. Hill: Railroad magnate who built the Great Northern railroad line.
Sinclair Lewis: First American to win the Nobel Prize for literature.
Author Laura Ingalls Wilder ( Little House on the Prairie ) lived on Plum Creek near Walnut Grove.
Charles A. Lindbergh Jr: The first man to fly solo nonstop across the Atlantic (New York to Paris, 1927). From Little Falls.
William and Charles Mayo: Founders of the Mayo Clinic in Rochester.
Walter F. Mondale: Vice president.
Jane Russell: Pin up Girl/Actress form Bemidji
Charles Schulz: Famous “Peanuts” cartoonist born in Minneapolis in 1922.
One more:…Jesse Ventura.

I’m just scratching the surface, here folks. But this gives you an idea why I look forward to waking up in Minnesota each day.

My dad, Joe (Lisbon, North Dakota), used to say to me…when I would pay attention…”If you don’t learn something new each day, you’ve wasted a perfectly good day”.

“I’m still learning Dad”!

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Cowboy Rules

I have been fortunate to have traveled to a lot of very interesting places around this globe and met a lot of very interesting people.  I have also met far too many people who seem to believe the world revolves around them.  Believe me when I say  “It doesn’t and never will”.

There is one group of people that can be found in nearly every country and/or every state who seem to have the most “down to earth” attitude about most everthing and the most inciteful and polite attitude toward people…overall.

This group also have some simple non-elitist “rules”.

They call them “COWBOY RULES”.  I’ll list some of them below.  If you don’t understand them, or can’t figure them out or just think they’re “dumb”…read them again very slowly or have a child explain them to you.

Here they are…

Cowboy rules for: Arizona, California, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Minnesota, Nebraska, the Dakotas and the rest of the Wild West are as follows: 

  1. Pull your pants up wannabes. You look like an idiot. 

    2. Turn your cap right, your head ain’t crooked…yet.

    3. Let’s get this straight: it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re gonna get dust on your pretty little car-car. Drive it or get out of the way. 

    4. They are cattle. That’s why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-90 & I-94 go east and west, I-35, and I-29 go north and south. Pick one and leave. 

    5. So you have a $60,000 car. We’re impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 

    6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 

    7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese, pheasants, ducks, or doves are comin’ in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time. 

    8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop. 

    9. The ‘Opener’ refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 

    10. We open doors for women. That applies to all women, regardless of age. 

    11. No, there’s no ‘vegetarian special’ on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey. 

    12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup!   Oh, yeah… We don’t care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat… IT AIN’T REAL CHILI! 

    13. You bring ‘Coke’ into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring ‘ Mary Jane’ into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 

    14. College and High School Football, Baseball and Basketball are as important here as the Vikings, the Twins, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers, the Timberwolves and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 

    15. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain’t music, anyway. We don’t want to hear it any more than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1! 

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Fractured Christmas Carols

Christmas is coming upon us quickly.  So, I thought it would be nice to have some holiday fun.   How about some “fractured” Christmas Songs.  i ran this little contest a year ago and the response was great. I give you the clues….you figure out the real song title.

You can comment on this blog  to see if you have figured out the right answers…but please wait to post your answers until “AFTER” Christmas. No cheating…

No Peeking…

“Fractured” Christmas Song Titles

1. Albino Festival _____________________________________________
2. Us Triplet Rulers ___________________________________________
3. K.O. The Corridors _________________________________________
4. Zero Holiday Conifer ________________________________________
5. Iced Heroin Dealer __________________________________________
6. Seasonal Eden ______________________________________________
7. Catchy Alarms _____________________________________________
8. Valentino is a Rosy-Snoozed Ruminant _________________________
9. Zero-Decibel Darkness ______________________________________
10. Wee Tom Tom Tot __________________________________________
11. A miniscule Metropolis of Steel _______________________________
12. Flashy Southerners _________________________________________
13. Hey-man the Tribune Fairies Harmonize ________________________
14. Lord Pause You Frivolous Officers _____________________________
15. abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz ________
16. I eyeballed the old lady smoochin fuzz face ______________________
17. What I really need at the end
Of the year is a new set of dentures _____________________________
18. Detergent in the Galaxy _______________________________________
19. Trunk Legumes Cooking on the Coleman ________________________
20. Jelly Belly’s making the Metropolis _____________________________
21. The arrival was at the stroke of 12 naturally ______________________
22. Jovial elderly sinless fat-man ___________________________________
23. Troika Tour _________________________________________________
24. Things initiating the resemblance of a festival _____________________
25. Bridging the gap and tunneling the trees _________________________
26. Are we both getting the same vibes ______________________________
27. Kling klang stone _____________________________________________
28. A Holiday Girl _______________________________________________

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Making the Holidays…Holidays

The Midwests  “miracle of seasons” offers us a wonderland of experiences at any given moment. There are always things to do, new places to visit or favorite spots to re-visit. In-doors or out-doors millions of people just can’t get enough of our Midwest land of prairies and forests…woods and waters…and return year after year, season after season.

Each year…because of my work in media relations, I’m privileged to speak with many individual media, community groups and organizations throughout the country about destinations and experiences in our precious corner of the world. Without exception, one or more in attendance will comment after my presentation about my enthusiasm for this remarkable area and its’ fascinating people. Well good people, the enthusiasm is real. Having had the opportunity to travel the north country for several years has fueled that enthusiasm even more.

That said, I would like to focus on something that also stirs personal passion during the holiday season. It has nothing to do with a unique place to visit or an attraction to experience. This something carries with it its’ own uniqueness and special experience created through the act of doing.

 While we ponder and prepare for upcoming visits to or from family and friends, let’s try not to forget those for whom the holidays may be just another day on the calendar, another day to survive, another night without a warm place to sleep or another day without friends or family near.

It is difficult for many of us to believe that in this land of abundance there are still people suffering the pains of hunger or people freezing for lack of a roof or people lonely because they cannot be together with family or friends.
This wonderful country has found answers for many crises, has worked to right many wrongs and has provided freedom for its people far and beyond similar attempts in any other country on earth.

However, the answer to hunger, homelessness and loneliness for many…still eludes.

I have found Midwesterners in general…to be generous and caring people.

If you can…sometime during this long holiday season…see if you can find a way to take an extra step by donating to a food pantry…helping out a homeless shelter…or possibly visiting someone who you know will be alone at this time.

As much as you will help others you will help yourself beyond your greatest expectations in the heart felt knowledge that you made a positive difference in someone’s life…if even for a moment.

It’s kind of a “pay it forward” attitude.

And, should you see someone that can’t seem to afford a smile, open your “vault of smiles” and give ‘em one of yours! I believe it’s one of the best investments you will ever make in fellow man.

I’m smiling as I wish you…Happy Holidays!

Little Joe

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A Winter Life Saver !~

The winter’s first ice is already skimming Minnesota lakes and ponds and, unfortunately, with it comes the ice tragedy season. Every year we hear of people drowning because they broke through ice they thought was safe.

We think to ourselves, “If I fell through, I’d just climb back onto the solid ice and be just fine.” Unfortunately, this is much easier said than done. First, when you fall through the ice, you’re taken by surprise (if you knew you were going to break through, you wouldn’t have walked there in the first place, right?) The sudden shock to your body plunging into freezing water adds to the confusion and panic. Cold water saps body heat 25 times faster than air of the same temperature. Just try holding your hand in a sink full of ice water for more than a few seconds and you’ll see what I mean.

And, should you accidentally fall through thin ice, then comes the difficult task of pulling oneself out of the cold water onto the surface of the wet and slippery ice. Unless you have a plan of action for just such emergencies, your chances of getting out safely can be pretty slim.

Should the need arise, here is a plan that can help increase your chances for surviving a sudden icy dip, you can purchase a set of commercially made ice rescue picks or “claws” or, if you have a few simple tools and a little skill in the workshop, you can make a set for a couple of dollars for materials.

1) Get two 4″ pieces of wooden doweling the size of a broom handle or a little larger. Whatever material you select, it should float in case you drop the claws while struggling.
2) Drive a stout nail into one end of each dowel.
3) Use a file or grinder to sharpen the nail heads to a point.
4) Drill a hole into the dowels (in the end opposite the nail) and tie a length of strong cord through the hole so a pick is on each end…”jump-rope” fashion. Keep the picks in your pocket for quick emergency access if you or a companion do break through.

If you do break through, try to remain calm. Turn in the water towards the direction you came from – that is probably the strongest ice. Dig the points of the picks into the ice and while vigorously kicking your feet, pull yourself onto the surface by sliding forward on the ice. Roll away from the area of weak ice. Rolling on the ice will distribute your weight to help avoid breaking through again. Get to shelter, heat, warm dry clothing and warm, non-alcoholic, and non-caffeinated drinks.  Call 911 and seek medical attention if you feel disoriented, have uncontrollable shivering, or have any other ill effects that may be symptoms of hypothermia (the life-threatening drop in the body’s core temperature).


What If your buddy breaks through?

First tell them to “Stay calm” and that “We’ll get you out of there.” Then throw them the picks and explain how to use them. Remember that by kicking their feet, the thrust of the kicks can help push them back onto the solid ice.

I hope you never have to use “ice claws” on your ice fishing, snowmobiling, cross country skiing or hiking adventures on frozen waters this winter. But, just having a pair of these items with you may offer you a welcome “comfort factor”.

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