I Admit It…Men Mess It Up!

I can tell  this story now because my wife’s birthday was last August and she has calmed down by now.

I think!

I was simply trying to do right and I, well…oh, here’s the whole story.

Early last August I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, I got up early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day!

I put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingRoller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later we staggered out of the theme park. My wife’s head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. 

Next I took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with me and collapsed into bed exhausted. I leaned over her with a big smile on my face and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
 

‘I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!’
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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Born on the Midwest Plains...and live the same way. Enjoyed a small town upbringing and a big city career. Value small town ethics and the big city opportunity. Write from the heart while wearing a smile. and enjoy all that's around me
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