I have received many emails and a few texts since I wrote about my exercise, or lack thereof.
Some people thought my comments were funny, some thought I should take my comments and put them where exercise remarks probably wouldn’t see the light of day. ( I found those suggestions humanly impossible to accomplish. )
So, to keep my spirits up and my mind functioning I decided to add a little fuel to the negative fire with a couple more exercise comments.
Here goes…..” If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country…and, I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,…… just getting over the hill.”
And, here are a couple of general observations that should “ring a bell” with a few folk…
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
After 70, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.
And my favorite….”That snap crackle and pop I hear each morning at breakfast AIN’T my damn Rice Krispies.